At 10:45 pm EST tonight, I got a text:
U watch the debate? Palin is so dumb. But she gives me a boner.
Crazy world we have on our hands these days.
To be fair, however, the man that sent me that text is something of an extreme case. He's a womanizer lunatic. I can't help but absolutely adore him. And he's someone about whom I wrote one of my favorite emails ever.
It all happened about a year ago. I was doing my back and forth between China and the USA thing. I landed in Beijing. I walked in on some drama. I loved the story. And I wrote it and sent it. To a girl. Hoping to impress her.
Names changed to protect the guilty...
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The doorhandle was broken and the lock had
been changed when I got back to the Beijing apartment the other night. Robbie came to the door in a brand new white bathrobe and hotel slippers
and told me the broken door was one of the objects and people least
damaged by Michael's most recent dive into total insanity.
I'd heard some grumblings over email from Robbie while back in
the USA, and even Michael himself had a bit to say about a relapse a few
of the times we talked on Skype, but it's hard to tell what's serious
and what's dramatized when you're that far away.
I walked in, put my stuff down, the cat cruised up to say hi,
and Robbie and I started exchanging stories. We were meeting Jerry for
dinner, and we had a few minutes to kill.
Michael walked out of
the shower. He was originally a part of the dinner plan; he was
certainly part of the on