My lead developer told me in an email this afternoon that he is a ninja. Which is exciting. For him. And for The Carrot Project. I think.
I read the email again a few minutes ago, and I thought of realultimatepower.net. Most people have seen Real Ultimate Power, right? In college, drunk and/or stoned, late at night? If you missed it or forget, get drunk and/or stoned some time, and have a look. It's a classic.
I think someone first showed it to me in 2002. I wish I could remember who. I do remember that I coudn't get enough. And I definitely remember when the movie scripts first came out. They absolutely knocked me over. Tears. Screams. Pains in the stomach. Exhaustion. Wailing guitar in the background.
And I still think it's brilliant. That facts section on the first page gets me every time:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
There's something about that grammar that I absolutely love. And I also love that when I copied that text over from Real Ultimate Power and pasted here, both instances of the word Ninjas disappeared. White font. Attention to detail.
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is that I'm curious about the historical significance of Real Ultimate Power. Significance in terms of the disproportionate prominence of ninja conversation in our lives. And significance in the development or direction of whatever it is we call internet humor.
Did Real Ultimate Power change the world, albeit ever so slightly? I think it did. And I 100% totally seriously predict that someone will write a PhD thesis on it someday.
But, today, we woke to find ourselves in a world where a child might grow up not fearing the unknown. I don't know about