Radical Transparency

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The Violinist

Hal asked me about Michael Jackson tonight.

What kind of guy was he? Was he really a musician? He wasn't just a dancer that had other people write music for him? Why did he wear red lipstick? Why does a person wear red lipstick? Is there any reason for anyone, ever, under any circumstances, to wear red lipstick?


He told me he wasn't sure about Michael Jackson. He'd be interested to hear what people that knew him thought of him.

Then he told me that there are some musicians he really does like.

The three tenors, for example. And the guy I met in Israel. What's his name? Leonard Bernstein. I like him. And then there's the one that runs around on stage with a violin. You know who I mean?

I didn't, but Hal wasn't convinced...

H: You know who I mean. He's on TV all the time. And he plays all kinds of music. Really fast. One song to the next. Jumping around the whole time. You know that guy, right?
J: No idea. I don't really watch much TV...
H: Oh he's famous. He's been around forever. You've seen him.
J: Maybe if I heard his name or saw a picture...
H: No no. You know him. He has the violin in one hand, and he conducts the orchestra with the other. Shit. What's his name?
J: Maybe he was before my time?
H: Oh no way. He's probably on tour now. It's a whole big show. Jumping around all over the stage with a violin. And great music. Music everyone likes.
J: Hmmm. Well. Sounds awesome. I guess I'm drawing a blank...
H: Yeah. We both are. I'll tell you when I remember his name. You'll know him.

And maybe I will.
Filed under  //   hal   leonard bernstein   lipstick   memory   michael jackson   music   the three tenors   violins  

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Help Me, Girl, As Soon As You Can

Jon just asked me to put together a dance mix featuring Bruce Springsteen and The Grateful Dead.

Half the people at the party are going to be screaming for R Kelly the whole time.

Maybe I start with Al Green and see where he takes me?

Tired Of Being Alone by Al Green  
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Filed under  //   al green   bruce springsteen   dancing   grateful dead   mixtapes   r kelly  

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Lots Of Who But No Why

Chris Weingarten is a freelance music journalist.

He doesn't like Phish, Fleet Foxes, or the way people talk about music on Twitter.

He misses the because of professional music criticism.

He worries about crowdsourcing...

If you let the people decide, then nothing truly adventurous ever gets out.

And I think the talk he gave at the 140 Characters Conference a couple of weeks ago is worth watching.

Because I want truly adventurous things to get out.

Thank you, Stacey Monk, for writing one blog post that inspired me to write two.

Filed under  //   adventure   crowdsourcing   fleet foxes   journalism   music   music critics   phish   twitter  

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Coke, Hookers, and Political Correctness

Coke and hookers just made their first appearance on the Carrot Project Blog.

It's subtle, but they're there.

And, in the name of radical transparency (and maybe also for the love of all language and metaphor), they'll stay.

Until we find out that they've made someone feel uncomfortable.

And then we'll take them down. Because no joke should ever get in the way of being nice.
Filed under  //   being nice   blogging   carrot project   coke and hookers   jokes   language   metaphors   political correctness   transparency  

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When We Used To Sit

This doesn't work. FYI.

But maybe a blog post will...

I'm looking for a song. With lots of do do do dos.

A woman sings it, a singer to whom I remember my mother listening sometimes. Not as much as she listened to Tracy Chapman or Cat Stevens or Sam Cooke. But sometimes, which is kind of a lot.

The song doesn't have many rhymes. Maybe no rhymes at all, actually. That might be its thing: no rhymes. Which, if you happen to be writing a song for me, is probably a thing to avoid. I like rhymes.

Another one of the song's things is that the singer kinda talks it as much as she sings it. Which is an ok thing by me. Much better, in general, than the no rhymes thing.

The song also connects in my mind to In Liverpool. Maybe because Suzanne Vega sings them both. But maybe not.

Also, through In Liverpool, the song lives in a box in my memory with Fee and No Woman, No Cry. All three were on the first mixtape anyone ever gave me.  The do do do do song was not on that mixtape. Nor is this information relevant. I'm taking notes at this point. Notes about that first mixtape...

Fee, I liked immediately and still adore.

No Woman, No Cry
I did not like, and that fact STILL blows my mind. It's still embarrassing. And it makes me sad. For myself at age 10 or however old I was. And for everyone else in the world that doesn't love No Woman, No Cry. I was missing out; so are those people.

The mixtape had two sides, each with different labels. One was called Like It's My Job. The other was called Like There's No Tomorrow. Both of those titles referred to peeing. I have to pee like it's my job. I have to pee like there's no tomorrow. Sanna, the babysitter that made me the mix, said those things, and I thought they were hilarious.

I think 10 is embarrassingly old to be answering to a babysitter. I'm pretty sure I thought that at the time too. But I also don't think I was the reason Sanna was around. My sister and cousins are all younger, and she was certainly in more charge of them than me. I think.

Anyway, it's time to wrap this up and post No Woman, No Cry. It's track 5 on Live! And it led off one of the two sides of that mixtape.

  
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Filed under  //   babysitting   bob marley   cat stevens   memory   mixtapes   music   mystery   peeing   phish   rhyme   sam cooke   similes   suzanne vega   tracy chapman  

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In Defense of Aging

Evolution, through the eyes of a metaphorically inclined computer programmer:

Old age is a feature, not a bug. With less turn-over it would be difficult to life as a whole to adapt to changing environment. It has drawbacks as knowledge lost by the dead individual. Advanced life forms overcome that with culture. Earlier simpler life forms probably lacked the aging feature, and were superseded by others who had it.

Thank you, Wiley, for passing that along. Your ability to stay current with the Slashdot comments is both a mystery and an inspiration.

Filed under  //   aging   comments   evolution   geeks   inspiration   metaphors   mystery   slashdot   wiley  

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I Was Prayin No More Hair Would Grow On My Palms

I saw Martin Sexton live for the first time tonight.

When he finished singing this song, it didn't stop playing in my head, so I didn't stop dancing.

The Beast In Me
is track 1 on disc 1 of a recording from Burlington, VT in 2005. I couldn't find the album on the internets or at the concert. Apparently Lauren, who burned me the CD, has some very sweet hookups.

  
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Filed under  //   concerts   dancing   martin sexton   music   prayers   sweet hookups  

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Plans, Adventures, Stories

Just read a blog post about Evil Plans. Now I'm wondering...

If something is an adventure, isn't it by nature worth sharing?

And aren't we all involved in little adventures every day?

So shouldn't we be telling more stories?
Filed under  //   adventure   hugh macleod   storytelling  

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Thrilling

I'm pretty sure only one person in the history of the world has inspired hundreds of prisoners on the other side of the planet to put on an intricately choreographed dance performance. For themselves. And only accidentally for the rest of the world.

Filed under  //   dancing   inspiration   michael jackson   playing for the love   prison   the phillipines  

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Beer and Whales

Max: [pauses, tastes, thinks, swallows] Hmmm. Not bad.
Danny: Max, don't pretend you know anything about beer.
Jon: There's a pretty awesome documentary called Beer Wars...
Zeeko: WHALE WARS!?!?!?


Apparently Whale Wars is a real thing. Which is very cool for whales. But which makes that moment of misunderstanding less awesome than if Zeeko's ears and imagination had transformed the words Beer Wars into a world combo / concept he'd never before that moment considered.

Overhearing the conversation (and never having heard of Whale Wars), I assumed the full awesomeness, smiled big, and quickly typed the dialogue into my phone.

And I post it anyway, even given my overassumption and overjournalistic reaction, because, if nothing else, it demonstrates the speed and unpredictability with which conversations turn.

Filed under  //   beer   eco-terrorism   imagination   language   misunderstandings   notes   whales  

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